Thursday, July 28, 2011

The Top Side of Being a Bottom Feeder

Yes indeed, it is a bottom feeder

Having realized that I will never be famous, well-known, loved, achieve cult fame, be liked, or have an audience of more, what? Depressing? Discouraging? Disgusting? 
Well...yes, it is. But it is also very freeing.
I can write what the fuck I want. I don't have to care what group of "Trve Believers" of whatever variety I may piss off. I don't have any followers, hangers-on, or even people who give half a fart what I say. I can be who I am, not who you want me to be.
I'm sure that I'll love my forthcoming series of essays about the hypocrisy of dead celebrity worship. If my other personalities like them too, that's great. If not, I can go fuck myself for all I care.
Snarking my audience: just one of the many questionable services I offer.
Rose LeMort
Anti-Famous Hack Writer


Anonymous said...

Rose, you're not a bottom feeder. Give yourself a chance.

Rose LeMort said...

I suppose I shouldn't feel too bad. Weirdso's blog doesn't get many comments, and it's one of the best out there!

Rose LeMort said...

But I am a bottom feeder. If shit like Stephanie Meyer churns out is at the top of the heap, I'd rather be on the bottom!