Friday, January 21, 2011

Cliches That Make You Wanna Go HUUUURRRRRLLLLL!

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
Really? I mean, REEEALLLLY???

Yeah, I am going to smile because someone turned out to be a douchebag and took a big dump on my emotions. I might be relieved to know that his douchiness was revealed so I could wash my hands of him, but "smile because it happened?" 
Really? I'm supposed to smile because I let a douchebag into my life, my heart, and probably my pants?
I think after I get through vomiting, I'll be beating myself with a stick because I was dumb enough to let it happen!

I suppose this lame cliché could apply to some wonderful project that you were working on and you're feeling blue because the project is at a finish. 
But if anyone said it to someone who was grieving the loss of a loved one, said bereaved person would be fully within their rights to choke a bitch!